It has been reported on television that Larry, the cat at 10 Downing Street, has been the most permanent resident of this address in recent times. I move that said cat be put forward as a candidate for Prime Minister, after all, he can’t do worse than those who have held that position for the past decades.
UK has now become Russia. No need for democracy or elections, just put in power a “strong” leader who does not care about the country but is only interested in maintaining power for the “good” people. It doesn’t matter how morally corrupt they are.
It’s time we left Westminster to its own mess and no wacky justification for ‘Better Together’ or ‘Project Farce’ should deter us from deciding our own destiny through independence.