Thai cat ‘Hitler’ survives attempted murder by tiny asshole snake (Video)

Staff at a northern hospital got a slippery surprise when a stray cat looking like a 20th-century dictator showed up in the emergency room with a very small, but very angry green snake wrapped around its neck.

Having a scaly tie wrapped twice around his neck didn’t seem to phase the kitten, who stood calmly as his Lilliputian nemesis weakly attempted to strangle him in a video posted to TikTok with over a million views.

Nong Khai province hospital staff rushed to pin the ruthless little snake by the head with surgical scissors while they used another to carefully unwrap its body from the cat.

Then they made the unfortunate decision to name the cat Hitler.

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This would have seemed like the last of Hitler’s troubles, except the next day he returned with another small snake on his heels. Staff believed the cat had attempted to bring the snake as a gift to its rescuers.

“He most likely brought it as a souvenir for saving his life,” read the caption of a follow-up video.

The amused hospital staff could be heard taunting the cat for being afraid of such a small snake as they chased it away with an old broom.

Despite all the laughter, a lot of people were worried about the cat, which looked pretty battered. The Tiktoker who posted the video replied that staff were treating Hitler for his injuries and expected the cat to make a full recovery.

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